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February 2010

Hex Character Profiles

Jeremy Dunstan

Sean Madigan

JEREMY DUNSTAN

Hair color: Dark brown Eye color: Gray, but I've worn glasses most of my life, so most people don't notice my eyes Body type: Lanky Current occupation: I own the Click-or-Treat internet cafe What you like best about your job: I love having my own business. I've always been a computer guy, but I also like the energy and good humor that fill the cafe, especially when the teenagers are around What you like least about your job: I love my job. It's the realization of a dream Where you live: I have a small apartment above the cafe Pets: I have a female Irish Wolfhound named Megabyte. She's a washout as a guard dog, but she's great as the unofficial mascot of Click-or-Treat Favorite drink: Coffee, and lots of it Hobbies: I love to kayak out on Deep Lake. I also play third base for the Knob Lobbers, our local slow pitch softball team What scares you: Dancing in public What makes you angry: Dishonesty and manipulation, especially when it can lead to someone getting hurt Your best character trait: I'm honest, straightforward and dependable Your biggest character flaw: I'm logical to a fault and I resist unpredictability. I like to know what to expect Neat or messy: Definitely neat Early riser or night owl: I'm kind of in between. I get up early for work (with the help of coffee), but I'm not a "bounce out of bed" kind of guy. Home cooking or fast food: We don't really have fast food in Big Knob. Mostly I get food from the deli or over at the Hob Knob Diner Shirt and tie or T-shirt: T-shirt or polo usually Camping or hotel suite: Camping. I love the peace and beauty of nature Where you grew up: I've lived in Big Knob my whole life, except for the years I was at Purdue getting my degree Describe your family: I have an older sister who lives in Evansville. My mom, Lucy, runs the Big Knob Historical Society, and my dad, Franklin, is the town dentist Describe your childhood: I was the town geek that people liked Best childhood memory: Going to the Big Knob High softball games and watching Annie Winston pitch Your closest friend: Sean Madigan How your friends would describe you: Smart, nerdy, a little shy Most recent romantic relationship: I hate to admit this, but I haven't been serious about anyone in ten years. I briefly dated a family friend, Gwen Dubois, but we had zero chemistry. I have a bad feeling that I'm still hung up on Annie Winston, the girl I never had the nerve to ask out in high school Biggest turn ons: Annie Winston Biggest turn offs: Anyone who isn't Annie Winston Biggest advantage of being considered a nerd: People know they can count on me Biggest disadvantage of being considered a nerd: Annie never thought of me as boyfriend material when we were teenagers, and probably still wouldn't as adults

SEAN MADIGAN

Hair color: Brown Eye color: Green Body type: Athletic Current occupation: I do renovation and restoration of homes What you like best about your job: Taking something that's been neglected and making it functional and beautiful What you like least about your job: Nothing comes to mind. It suits me perfectly Where you live: I rent a small cottage on the outskirts of Big Knob. Best of all, a family of skunks who live underneath it are great for keeping unwanted visitors away. Favorite drink: Beer is my drink of choice for socializing or unwinding Hobbies: I'm the pitcher for the Knob Lobbers, our local slow pitch softball team What scares you: Being chased by sexually aggressive women What makes you angry: When people harm the innocent Your best character trait: I'm a hard worker with an eye for beauty and detail Your biggest character flaw: Sometimes I've counted on my looks to get what I want. I'm not used to hearing "no" Neat or messy: I'm not a neat freak, but I like things to be organized Early riser or night owl: Either, depending on my work schedule Home cooking or fast food: Home cooking, although I'm not much of a cook, myself Shirt and tie or T-shirt: T-shirt. You can't do renovation work in a shirt and tie Camping or hotel suite: Camping. I love the outdoors Where you grew up: Right here in Big Knob Describe your family: I'm an only child. My dad, who was never good with money, took off when I was seven after we were evicted from our house, the Victorian I want to buy and restore. Mom died when I was eighteen. Best childhood memory: Creeping out onto the staircase railing of the old house and spying on my parents when they were having one of their many parties downstairs Your closest friend: Jeremy Dunstan How your friends would describe you: Hardworking, athletic, a bit too good at attracting women Most recent romantic relationship: None. I've been avoiding women for more than a year Your biggest dream or life goal: To have enough money to buy the Victorian house my parents used to own when I was a kid. I want to live there and restore it to its previous beauty Biggest turn ons: Lately? Nothing Biggest turn offs: Aggressive women who won't take no for an answer Biggest advantage of being you: I've never had any trouble getting dates Biggest disadvantage of being you: After ten years of being chased after by every available woman in Big Knob, I've lost my sense of freedom and all interest in sex