Successful stockbroker William Sloan knows timing is everything. Meeting the lovely and tenacious Amanda Rykowsky feels like the hand of fate until she accuses him of leaving creepy valentines on her desk. He’s not her secret admirer, but he’s determined to do what any warm-blooded male would do to derail a stalker – pose as Amanda’s live-in boyfriend.

Amanda isn’t interested in romance. Not with William, and certainly not with her delusional secret valentine. She’s too busy earning her degree while working as a receptionist by day and tending bar at Geekland by night. But the lewd valentine innuendos convince her to accept William’s help, even if it feels like a recipe for disaster. Safely locked away in the close confines of her apartment, it doesn’t take long for the charade to generate real heat.

But Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, and her stalker is planning quite a surprise.